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    June 27th, 2008

    If you are a regular viewer and poster here at ChonksWorld you know that I use the “Do-Follow” option that allows for link backs to your sight. You post a comment, you get a link back, everybody wins right?

    However, no more of these 2 word posts or lame cut & paste from other blog comments. I need to know you actually read the post and yer comment better be relevant and actually add to the discussion.

    You know who you are.

    Mkay, I’m done.


    Guess who got interviewed by CNN?

    June 23rd, 2008

    Me!

    Hells Yeah!

    Tentative air date is July 5th and 6th on iReport. Here is the video that spawned the interview.


    I’m Voting Republican - And Here Is Why You Should Too!

    June 11th, 2008

    “We just love cheap plastic crap from China”

    Wal-Mart is the largest retailer in the United States. It is the largest retailer in the world.

    Its revenue in 2007 was $351.1 billion dollars. That exceeds the GDP (gross domestic product) of at least 155 of the world’s countries. 70% of Wal-Mart’s sales are of items manufactured in China.

    Wal-Mart has resisted providing adequate and meaningful health care coverage for its workers and has prevented its U.S. employees from forming unions. Wal-Mart pays most of its workers less than the amount needed to live on. (Starting pay for a cashier is less than $8 per hour. That’s less than $16,000.00 a year. The federal poverty level for a family of four in 2006 was $20,444.)

    From the Democratic Party Agenda

    Democrats believe that the most effective way to increase opportunity for our families is a high quality, good paying job. The Democratic Party supports fair trade agreements that raise standards for all workers here and abroad, while making American businesses more competitive, and we don’t believe in tax giveaways that reward companies for moving American jobs overseas.

    We will create jobs that stay in America and restore opportunity for all Americans, starting with raising the minimum wage, expanding Pell grants and making college tuition tax deductible.

    “I don’t want a cure for AIDS or breast cancer”

    There is no known cure for breast cancer or AIDS.

    The Bush administration has been more interested in promoting AIDS treatment in Africa (for the benefit of American pharmaceutical companies) than in assisting American citizens who have AIDS. The administration has also withheld money from organizations in Africa that distribute condoms in attempts to control the spread of HIV/AIDS.

    From the Democratic Party Agenda
    “Today we renew our call for the development of a comprehensive, science-based strategy for combating the HIV/AIDS epidemic that includes expanding access to treatment, fully funding research and education programs, expanding HIV prevention efforts, and reducing HIV-related racial disparities. If we do these things, we can save lives and ensure the quality of life for all Americans.”

    Thoughts: Developing a cure for breast cancer is less important to some white males than creating medical solutions for male impotence. (With a revitalized penis they can always find a new wife.)
    Most medical research is financed by private corporations who have no interest in finding a cure for disease. That would be to their disadvantage. They are very interested in finding expensive patentable treatments.

    American criminal law makes it difficult to prosecute pharmaceutical executives who either intentionally or negligently gamble with the lives of patients when introducing new drugs.

    “A classroom with thirty other children”

    The average size of an elementary school class is more than 20 students. Speaking from experience, there is no way anyone can do an adequate job of teaching that many students at the same time. Insanity rules. The ideal ratio for the best results is eight students per instructor. Teachers are not well-paid. 25% of elementary school teachers make less than $35,000 a year. (Did you know that in some states, California for one, teachers often cannot afford to live in the district where they teach?) The federal government could do a lot more to help. Some of that 12 billion (yeah, $12,000,000,000.00) per month spent on the Iraq war could help.

    From the 2004 Democratic Party Agenda

    …we will offer high quality early learning opportunities, smaller classes, more after school activities, and more individualized attention for our students, particularly students with special needs, gifts, and talents.

    We need to do more to attract and retain teachers, more to encourage their excellence, and more to ensure that all teachers are offering high-quality teaching. We must raise pay for teachers, especially in the schools and subjects where great teachers are in the shortest supply.

    “Women just can’t be trusted to make decisions about their own bodies…”

    A woman’s right to choose whether to terminate her pregnancy is controlled by state law as limited by the Supreme Court’s decision in Roe v. Wade. If and when Roe v. Wade is overturned by the current Republican-appointed majority of Supreme Court Justices, abortion will be outlawed in some states. The pregnant daughters of the well-to-do lawmakers in those states will be flown by their mothers to states where abortion is still legal; the poor in those states will return to using coat hangers.

    From the Democratic Party Agenda

    Democrats stand solidly in support of women and their right to make important life decisions about their health care.

    It’s critical that abortion remain a personal decision. If Roe was overturned, women and their doctors would be treated like criminals, jeopardizing women’s health and safety. We can all agree that reducing the number of abortions in our country is an important goal, and in fact abortions have decreased. We will continue to work towards common-ground solutions to reduce the number of unintended pregnancies, while allowing women to make the best decisions for themselves and their families.

    “Continuing our use of fossil fuels…”

    We don’t have cars that are as fuel efficient as they could be because the Republicans have kept the government from encouraging car manufacturers to make such cars. Our continuing disproportionate use of oil benefits the president’s friends and supporters.

    As America’s corporations continue to have the ear of the Republican administrative branch, protection of America’s national wildlands has decreased. Arches National Park and Canyonlands National Park have been under attack. Whether it’s oil in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge or uranium at the edge of the Grand Canyon, if there’s money to be made for a corporation, no loss is too great.

    From the Democratic Party Agenda

    We will create a cleaner, greener and stronger America by reducing our dependence on foreign oil, eliminating billions in subsidies for oil and gas companies and use the savings to provide consumer relief and develop energy alternatives, and investing in energy independent technology.
    Energy independence puts America in the driver’s seat to pursue affordable and efficient energy solutions that will benefit all Americans, improve America’s security, reduce the burden on American families, and help clean our environment.

    American families should not have to pay the price for a failed national energy policy. They deserve an energy policy that creates a cleaner and stronger America that reduces our dependence on foreign oil and also creates new jobs for American workers. By clearing the pathways to innovation, investing in our workers and infrastructure, and providing American consumers with broader, more responsible choices, the Democratic plan will provide the tools to help move America forward, toward real energy security for the 21st century.

    “Even if we’re separate we’ll still be called equal”

    Despite advances in social equality in the last 50 years, whites and blacks are all too often separated in this country, and the government’s unwillingness to recognize the spirit of inequality causing this separation prevents progress.

    In many ways America is a segregated nation. Most whites and blacks live in separate neighborhoods, go to separate schools, and seldom make friends. The Supreme Court, rarely a leader and never courageous, has eviscerated any ongoing attempts to achieve diversity in institutions of higher education and has undone the efforts to desegregate public schools following the 1954 decision in Brown v. The Board of Education, that held that “separate but equal” schools were inherently unequal.

    From the Democratic Party Agenda

    Democrats are unwavering in our support of equal opportunity for all Americans. That’s why we’ve worked to pass every one of our nation’s Civil Rights laws, and every law that protects workers. Most recently, Democrats stood together to reauthorize the Voting Rights Act.

    On every civil rights issue, Democrats have led the fight. We support vigorous enforcement of existing laws, and remain committed to protecting fundamental civil rights in America.

    From the Democratic Party Agenda regarding the Supreme Court’s 2007 decision in Parents Involved in Community Schools v. Seattle School District No. 1 (holding that it is impermissible to consider race to maintain racial diversity in school districts):

    Across the country, people expressed dismay at yesterday’s Supreme Court ruling that turned back the clock on 53 years of work by schools around the country to provide all children with a quality education. Editorial boards echoed the sentiment saying that the Court “repudiated the last half-century of race-conscious efforts to overcome that tortured racial legacy,” “will accelerate the trend toward school resegregation in many parts of the country,” and that in the “name of abiding by the letter of Brown, the court has dishonored its spirit.”

    “Saving the worst for last for last, the Supreme Court ended its 2006-07 term Thursday by rebuking two school districts that had made good-faith efforts to realize the vision of the court’s landmark 1954 decision in Brown vs. Board of Education — an America in which children of different races share the same classroom…In the name of abiding by the letter of Brown, the court has dishonored its spirit.” L.A. Times 6/29/0

    “I need the government to tell me (who I can love)”

    It just kills some straight people that two men or two women might love each other enough to want to join themselves together as one, and ask that the world recognize that union. As Republicans in Arizona, which already has a law excluding same-sex unions from marriage, try to put a similar provision in their constitution, the message reverberates: “we don’t just hate you, we really, really, really hate you.” Denial of equal recognition and status by the government encourages hatred and persecution. An Oklahoma State Representative, Sally Kern, recently said homosexuality is the biggest threat our nation has, more so than terrorism. As recently as February, 2008, in California, a 15 year-old boy was killed at school for being gay.

    From the Democratic Party Agenda

    Governor Dean and Rick Stafford, chair of the DNC’s GLBT Caucus, issued the following statement for National Coming Out Day:

    “Today, in celebrating National Coming Out Day, we honor the courage and dignity of the millions of lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender Americans who have made the decision to live openly in our society. Coming out is an act of personal courage that truly empowers people to stand up for their values. As Democrats, one of those values is our commitment to equal rights and protections under the law for every single American.”

    “The EPA is an outmoded idea…”

    The Environmental Protection Agency is supposed to help investigate and enforce regulations keeping America’s environment clean and healthy. Republicans have seen to it that the EPA doesn’t. It was too expensive for corporations. Under the Republicans, the federal law that deals with investigating and cleaning up toxic waste sites (The Comprehensive Environmental Response, Compensation, and Liability Act - known as Superfund) has been gutted and efforts have been made to shift costs from the responsible parties (corporations) to consumers. Our groundwater supplies are in danger of contamination from toxic waste sites. Now pharmaceutical waste is everywhere in our surface water. Why does our government fail to protect us? Because we’ve let the government come under the control of corporations.

    From the Democratic Party Agenda

    The Democratic Party believes that it is our responsibility to protect America’s extraordinary natural resources. The health of our families and the strength of our economy depend on our stewardship of the environment.
    We reject the false choice between a healthy economy and a healthy environment. Farming, fishing, tourism, and other industries require a healthy environment. New technologies that protect the environment will create new high-paying jobs. A cleaner environment means a stronger economy.

    Far too many Americans live with unhealthy air or water quality. Democrats will fight to strengthen the laws that ensure we have clean air to breathe and clean water to drink. And Democrats will make sure these laws are enforced.

    “So long as the label says it’s food…”

    Corporations aren’t interested in letting you know what goes into your food. If they did, you wouldn’t eat it. The government isn’t interested in keeping you safe; that would be bad for business. So you eat meat that is full of hormones, dairy products that are full of hormones, grain products that have been genetically-modified, and produce covered with pesticide residue. The Food and Drug Administration fails to regularly inspect the food industry, and when it finds violations, does little or nothing to enforce regulations. Many facilities get inspected less than once a year. Truth in labeling is constantly resisted.

    About 70 percent of grocery store food in the U.S. and Canada contain genetically engineered ingredients, and there is no mention of this on the labels.

    “Getting screwed by the utility company…”

    The Republicans have worked hard to deregulate many industries, claiming that it would result in more competition and said competition would be good for the consumer. The opposite has been true. Deregulation has led to less competition and consumers having to pay rates that the government allows to rise and rise and rise.

    Five years ago, the average American family spent $3,300 on gasoline, home heating, and electricity. This year, the average American family will spend over $5,100 on gasoline, home heating, and electricity. This is an increase of nearly $2,000 per family. The indirect costs of higher energy prices in the form of higher prices for consumer goods and services are likely to cost families another $1,400 per year.

     

    From the Democratic Party Agenda

    Democrats know that a sensible energy policy is key to a strong economy, our national security, and a clean environment. Democrats are committed to the next generation of affordable and renewable energy for the 21st century and to conservation measures that will immediately reduce our dependence on foreign oil.

    From the 2004 Democratic Platform:
    We will work to create new technology for producing electricity in a better, more efficient manner. Coal accounts for more than one-half of America’s electric power generation capacity today. We believe coal must continue its important role in a new energy economy, while achieving high environmental standards. Working with the coal industry, we will invest billions to develop and implement new, cleaner coal technology and to produce electric and hydrogen power. We will also work to make sure that our people have access to an affordable, secure, and reliable supply of electricity at all times. We support mandatory, enforceable reliability standards. We also support public-private partnerships to make our power systems more flexible, resilient, and self-healing—and more environmentally friendly than ever before.

    “We need more minorities in prison”

    While black men make up less than 12% of the general population, they account for almost 50% of the prison population. One third of all black males are on some sort of criminal justice supervision. One third of all black males are not dangerous and evil.

    Until this year possession of crack cocaine and powder cocaine were punished differently. Crack cocaine (commonly possessed by black defendants) was punished 100 times more severely than powder cocaine (the preferred form used by whites.) Improved education, housing, and health care and meaningful job opportunities would do more to stop crime than increasing incarceration. It would also be much less expensive in the long run.

    “Hybrid cars really suck”

    Not really. Actually, they suck less of our natural resources from us. And with increased innovation they will allow people not just to get around, but to transport their stuff, and express their persona.

    From the 2004 Democratic Party Platform

    Creating the energy-efficient vehicles of tomorrow. We support creating more energy-efficient vehicles, from today’s hybrid cars to tomorrow’s hydrogen cars. We support the American people’s freedom to choose whatever cars, SUVs, minivans, and trucks they choose, but we also believe American ingenuity is equal to the task of improving efficiency. We support improving fuel standards, and because of the challenges this poses, we will offer needed incentives for consumers to buy efficient vehicles, and for manufacturers to build them. We are also committed to developing hydrogen as a clean, reliable domestic source of energy. Our economy cannot convert to hydrogen overnight, so we will fund research to overcome the obstacles to hydrogen fuel and continue our other efforts to achieve energy independence.

    “I don’t feel that I deserve health insurance”

    Most health insurance used to be provided by employers as a benefit for the employee and the employer (healthy workers are more productive). Now health insurance is provided by private insurance companies with employees covering some or all of the cost. Health insurance companies also increase their profits by denying claims. In 2007 health insurance companies made profits measured in hundreds of millions of dollars. People who can’t afford health insurance live in fear of getting ill or losing their job. A national health insurance program would allow part of the money currently counted as profit to help cover everyone else.

    From the Democratic Party Agenda

    In the wealthiest, most powerful nation on earth, no one should have to choose between taking their child to a doctor and paying the rent. Democrats are committed to making sure every single American has access to affordable, effective health care coverage.

    “Texas needs more billionaires”

    Not! Many of them have profited from good old boy deals with the Republicans – from oil and mineral rights to non-competitive sub-contracting for the Iraq war.

    Today, ExxonMobil announced that “its third-quarter earnings rose to $10.49 billion, the second-largest quarterly profit ever recorded by a publicly traded U.S. company.” Royal Dutch Shell also “beat all forecasts with a 21 percent rise in underlying third-quarter profit.” These earnings reports come “as high crude prices this year have fueled record profits in the oil industry” which has triggered “an outcry from consumers who were being asked to pay about $3 a gallon for gasoline in early August.” [AP, 10/26/06; Reuters, 10/26/06]

    “These record profits for oil companies while Americans still face sky-high gas prices, is one more example of the consequences of President Bush’s decision to let his friends in big oil write our nation’s energy policy,” said Democratic National Committee Communications Director Karen Finney. “While oil companies have received tax breaks, the pocketbooks of America’s working families have been squeezed by a combination of rising energy costs and declining incomes. Americans are ready for a new direction. Democrats remain committed to reducing our dependency on foreign oil, and creating a robust domestic industry for alternative energy sources that will create jobs.”

    “Sometimes the Constitution is one big inconvenient headache”

    Our Constitution is, in the end, what America is. It is through adherence to and respect for our unique governing document, with its wise checks and balances, that we maintain liberty and the rule of law. America is not a certain race, or religion, or even a geographical area – (the America that was comprised of the original 13 states in 1789, or of 48 states in 1940, was no less America than the 50 United States of today). America is, rather, a system of governance that vouchsafes, through the constitution, our individual and collective freedoms. If we stray from it, America ceases to have meaning.

    The Constitution encourages color-blindness and equality. But judges (and Supreme Court justices) don’t really “interpret” the constitution. Judges decide the result of the case, based on their political beliefs, and then write their opinion, claiming to have “found” the answer in the Constitution. As long as we have judges who aren’t black, Hispanic, gay, female, or poor, we’re going to go on getting law that is unfriendly to blacks, Hispanics, gays, women, and the poor.

    From the 2004 Democratic Party Agenda

    Our commitment to civil rights is ironclad. We will restore vigorous federal enforcement of our civil rights laws for all our people, from fair housing to equal employment opportunity, from Title IX to the Americans with Disabilities Act. We support affirmative action to redress discrimination and to achieve the diversity from which all Americans benefit. We believe a day’s work is worth a day’s pay, and at a time when women still earn 77 cents for every dollar earned by men, we need stronger equal pay laws and stronger enforcement of them. We will enact the bipartisan legislation barring workplace discrimination based on sexual orientation. We are committed to equal treatment of all service members and believe all patriotic Americans should be allowed to serve our country without discrimination, persecution, or violence. We support the appointment of judges who will uphold our laws and constitutional rights, not their own narrow agendas.

    “The world should be run by one big corporation”

    When that happens, we will all be slaves. America’s strength comes from the ability of its citizens to engage in free enterprise, to compete, to innovate, and to create jobs for themselves and other Americans.

    “We should start as many wars as we need…Iraq…Iran”

    The United States has a history of interfering in other countries when politics in those countries are adverse to American corporations’ business interests. We also like to sell weapons, so wars are good for business, and therefore are encouraged by weapons manufacturers.
    To date more than 4,000 Americans and countless Iraqis have lost their lives because President Bush and his advisors decided to go to war based on faulty information.

    Death is final, mysterious, and a terrible unknown. I can see nothing about the present war that justifies the ongoing loss of life and waste of resources. As mentioned earlier, we are also spending 12 billion dollars a month on the war. $12,000,000,000.00. Each month. Do the math.

    www.imvotingrepublican.com


    Radiohead Video

    June 5th, 2008


    #11 - Welcome Back Stanley!

    June 5th, 2008

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    Thanks for an incredible ending to an equally incredible season.

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    Clever Roller Coaster Ad

    June 4th, 2008


    A New Low For Fox News

    May 26th, 2008


    The Chronic-Caster

    May 19th, 2008

    Mike Edison, former publisher of High Times magazine and author of the new I Have Fun Everywhere I Go: Savage Tales of Pot, Porn, Punk Rock, Pro Wrestling, Talking Apes, Evil Bosses, Dirty Blues, American Heroes, and the Most Notorious Magazines in the World, demonstrates the ChroniCaster. The ChroniCaster made its debut in the High Times movie in the hands of Tommy Chong.

    Oh, and the book is on order!


    Everything Poops

    May 16th, 2008


    Amazing Animation #2

    May 15th, 2008

    Here is another incredible stop motion animation done by an artist called BLU (http://www.blublu.org) where he paints and then erases or un-paints the last frame. I showcased one of his other animations here, but this one is much longer and elaborate.


    MUTO a wall-painted animation by BLU from blu on Vimeo.


    Lizards Rapidly Evolve After Introduction To Island

    April 23rd, 2008

    080421-lizard-evolution_big.jpgMarilyn Terrell says: “Lizards evolve ‘overnight’ on Croatian island.”

    Italian wall lizards introduced to a tiny island off the coast of Croatia are evolving in ways that would normally take millions of years to play out, new research shows.In just a few decades the 5-inch-long (13-centimeter-long) lizards have developed a completely new gut structure, larger heads, and a harder bite, researchers say.

    Read story here


    Anyone Seen My $4.2 Billion?

    April 23rd, 2008
    By Chuck Klosterman for Esquire

    klosterman-0408-lg.jpgEven if you know nothing about the music industry, you probably know this: People don’t buy albums anymore. Everyone is aware of this, mostly because this phenomenon is reported on constantly. The soundtrack to High School Musical was considered a commercial success by selling 2.9 million units in all of 2007; seven years before, Britney Spears was able to sell 1.3 million copies of Oops! . . . I Did It Again in a single week. That disparity should be shocking, but it isn’t — by now, anyone who (even casually) follows the music industry is inundated with similarly grim statistics all the time. Interestingly, these stories tend to make music fans happy. People hate corporate record labels and love reading about how the industry is failing. As such, the media coverage of plummeting music sales almost always focuses on how labels are losing money. But this coverage usually ignores an economic element that is less tangible but more interesting: What is happening to all the money not being spent on music?

    In 1999, the total revenue from all music sales (albums and singles) was $14.2 billion. By 2006, it was barely more than $10 billion, including downloads. While considering that staggering difference, assume the following suppositions are true:

    • The music-buying population in 1999 wasn’t that different from the music-buying population in 2006. Some people stopped buying music and some younger people started, but the overall demographic base is mostly identical in size and scope.
    • The quality of the music produced in those respective years was not significantly different. In other words, no one is going to argue that sales only went down because the music got worse; the public’s interest in sound is static.
    • The price of music in stores stayed roughly the same.

    This being the case, it would seem there are two elementary reasons why the decline in revenue happened: a) illegal file-sharing and b) heightened consumer selectivity. File-sharing has been written about extensively, so there is no need to readdress it here. The term “heightened consumer selectivity” is really just a manifestation of iTunes — if someone is obsessed with the song “1 2 3 4″ but has no interest in the Feist catalog, he can acquire the single for ninety-nine cents instead of blowing sixteen dollars on a full album he’d never play twice. But here’s where the math gets less clear and more meaningful: These trends don’t involve everyone. Your grandma is not using LimeWire. The 2.6 million people who love the Eagles are still going to Wal-Mart to buy the physical CD. In practice, it’s only a select class of computer-savvy consumers who are making this dramatic revenue shift happen — almost exclusively music fans under the age of forty who a) used to buy a few albums every other Tuesday but b) now buy virtually none over the course of an entire year. This specific underclass was the collective beneficiary of the aforementioned $4.2 billion difference from 2006; that number represents money they would have spent on music in 1999, but were able to save. So I wonder: Where did all that money go?

    When the Associated Press did its (now annual) story about How the Music Industry Is Failing this past January, it tried to answer my question with one sentence: “The recording industry has experienced declines in CD album sales for years, in part because of the rise of online file-sharing, but also because consumers have spent more of their leisure dollars on other entertainment, like DVDs and video games.” This is a rational explanation supported by the precipitous commercial rise in both idioms. (Video-game revenue has more than doubled since 2000, and DVD sales grew from $2.5 billion in 2000 to $23.4 billion last year.) The only problem is while CDs, DVDs, and video games are physically similar, and they’re sold in the same outlet, the experiences they offer aren’t logically connected. I don’t see why not having to pay for a Band of Horses album would make a person any more likely to buy a copy of Knocked Up, as opposed to buying four gallons of gas or a pair of sunglasses or a turtle. I don’t think young people swap out items in their “leisure” budget that explicitly. What seems more likely is that this extra $4.2 billion — unequally distributed among all the music fans who didn’t pay for music in 2006 — entered the overall economy in lots of disparate ways. And while we’ll never know exactly where all those bones disappeared, my specific theory is this: A lot of the money not spent on music in the twenty-first century is being used to pay off credit-card debt that was incurred during the nineties. In other words, not paying for In Rainbows today is helping people eliminate the balance they still owe for buying Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness when they were broke in 1995.

    During the early eighties, it was difficult for college kids to get credit cards; at the time, parents still needed to be cosigners. But when that policy changed in the early nineties, it instantly became effortless for any slack-jawed student to get a credit card. Subsequently, the percentage of young adults (ages eighteen to thirty-four) with credit-card debt increased 5.6 percent from 1989 through 1998. But after 1998, it started to decrease; by 2004, it was lower than it was in 1989. Now, there are myriad reasons why this happened, but here is one potential factor: Napster — and the entire file-sharing era — launched in 1998. It seems entirely plausible that the money college students saved by stealing MP3’s played a critical role in paying down whatever they owed on Visa cards they never should have applied for in the first place. I suspect that if Shawn Fanning had pioneered a safe, socially acceptable way to electronically shoplift from Target in 1997, people would have jumped on that bandwagon instead.

    Whenever writers try to explain the collapse of the music industry, they inevitably blame the labels themselves; they point out how wasteful and inefficient the corporate structure was at places like Elektra and Chrysalis, and how unfair it is to charge kids so many dollars for a disc that costs pennies to make, and that modern consumers have come to the realization that “music longs to be free.” This may all be true, but I’m not sure it’s a viable explanation for things like huge layoffs at Def Jam. Lots of industries succeed despite being poorly modeled. What happened is this: Young people needed more money to pay for their rising levels of self-imposed debt, so they unconsciously gravitated toward the first technology that provided a cost-saving alternative. Because four-minute digital-song files are relatively small (and thus easily compressed), ripping tracks for free became the easiest way to eliminate an extraneous cost. It wasn’t political or countercultural, and it had almost nothing to do with music itself. It was fiscally practical. It was the first, best solution.

    People didn’t stop buying albums because they were philosophically opposed to how the rock business operated, and they didn’t stop buying albums because the Internet is changing the relationship between capitalism and art. People stopped buying albums because they wanted the fucking money. It’s complicated, but it’s not.


    I’m So Glad

    April 23rd, 2008


    Quick! Grab His Gun!

    April 6th, 2008

    heston.jpgCharlton Heston, who won the 1959 best actor Oscar as the chariot-racing “Ben-Hur” and portrayed Moses, Michelangelo, El Cid and other heroic figures in movie epics of the ’50s and ’60s, has died. He was 84.

    The actor died Saturday night at his home in Beverly Hills with his wife Lydia at his side, family spokesman Bill Powers said. He declined to comment on the cause of death or provide further details.


    Web Design Rap

    April 3rd, 2008

    Finally, web design guidelines that the younger kids will understand.

    Your site design is the first thing people see
    it should be reflective of you and the industry
    easy to look at with a nice navigation
    when you can’t find what you want it causes frustration
    a clear Call to action to increase the temptation
    use appealing graphics they create motivation
    if you have animation
    use with moderation
    cause search engines can’t index the information
    display the logos of all your associations
    highlight your contact info that’s an obligation
    create a clean design you can use some decoration
    but to try to prevent any client hesitation
    every page that they click should provide and explanation
    should be easy to understand like having a conversation
    when you design the style go ahead and use your imagination
    but make sure you use correct color combinations
    do some investigation, look at other organizations
    but don’t duplicate or you might face a litigation
    design done, congratulations but it’s time to start construction
    follow these instructions when you move into production
    your photoshop functions then slice that design
    do your layout with divs make sure that it’s aligned
    please don’t use tables even though they work fine
    when it come to indexing they give searches a hard time
    make it easy for the spiders to crawl what you provide
    remove font type, font color and font size
    no background colors, keep your coding real neat,
    tag your look and feel on a separate style sheet
    better results with xml and css
    now you making progress, a lil closer to success
    describe your doctype so the browser can relate
    make sure you do it great or it won’t validate
    check in all browsers, I do it directly
    gotta make sure that it renders correctly
    some use IE, some others use Flock
    some use AOL, I use Firefox
    title everything including links and images
    don’t use italics, use emphasis
    don’t use bold, please use strong
    if you use bold that’s old and wrong
    when you use CSS, you page will load quicker
    client satisfied like they eating on a snicker
    they stuck on your page like you made it with a sticker
    and then they convert now that’s the real kicker
    make you a lil richer, your site a lil slicker
    design and code right man I hope you get the picture
    what I’m telling you is true man it should be a scripture
    if it’s built right you’ll be the pick of the litter
    everyone will want to follow you like twitter
    competition will get bitter and you’ll shine like glitter
    if you trying to grow your company will get bigger
    design and code right man can you get with it

    And Link Building!

    You create a new site and its content heavy,
    With the right amount of pictures you believe it’s ready,
    So you launch it trying to put money in da bank,
    But when you search and try to find yourself, you can’t,
    So you thank until your mind goes blank,
    Got titles and headers but no page rank,
    Sooner or later it will show if I wait,
    In the meantime make sure my code validate,
    And it do,
    Hmm, now what I’m supposed to do,
    Add meta information and alt tags too,
    Still don’t get listing,
    Something must be missing,
    Brad and Chuck recommended doing link building,
    So you start hunting down sites like a predator,
    Doing back links on all your competitors,
    Whoever linking to them need to link to me,
    Is it free, do we swap, or do I pay a fee,
    Well take it from us, before you take that step,
    Some things about the site that you might want to check,
    Did they use a link farm or some dirty tactics,
    Could have a bad effect on your site that’s drastic,
    Could’ve link baited, look at what they created,
    Compare it to yours, is it even related,
    Take the time, go inspect and see,
    Take advantage of paid directories,
    If you follow all the steps with a little bit of patience,
    Get links from relevant sites that are favorites,
    Update your content on the regular basis,
    I’m confident you’ll make it to first page placement

    And now Paid Search


    Turkmenistan’s Door To Hell

    March 26th, 2008

    img_2556.jpgDarvaza is a small mining town in the Dashoguz region of Turkmenistan. A desolate place where sand seems to permeate into every aspect of the locals life. The locals claim that everything has the taste of sand in it.

    In the late 1950’s a group of miners stumbled across a large underground cavern, which swallowed up their drilling gear and began spewing toxic gas. In an attempt to keep the gas from killing the surround town folk and their livestock, it was set afire to burn off the gas.

    It’s been burning ever since.

    Spaning over 200 feet across, 50 in depth and visible for miles at night, it has become a local legend that the government would rather not be publicised. However, if you can get a visa and pay a local with a vehicle that can traverse the large sand dunes to mining spot, you can witness this flaming hole that they have named the “Door To Hell”.

    Below are just a few photos by photographer John H. Bradley. Click here to see more of his eerie yet beautiful photographs. Also, there is a video that can be seen of the burning pit below the pictures.

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    Big Butter Jesus

    March 23rd, 2008

    Every summer as a kid, we used to drive from Detroit to my grandfathers house in Kentucky. Just outside of Cincinnatti on the side of I-75 is a giant statue of Christ called the “King of Kings”. The 62 foot statue depicts jesus from the chest up with arms and head raised to the sky and was erected by Solid Rock Church, a 3000+ member megachurch.

    Big Butter JesusThe “Big Butter Jesus” so named because of it’s pale yellow color, has inspired several different nicnames including “Giant Jesus”, “Touchdown Jesus”, “Drowning Jesus”, and “MC 62 Ft. Jesus”.

    The statue has spawned several photoshop memes and Comedian Heywood Banks wrote and performed a song about the statue entitled “Big Butter Jesus,” which encourages all to “Spread” the Word.

    So in the spirit of Easter, here is my gift to you. Take it away Heywood.


    Christvertising

    March 17th, 2008

    Christvertising takes a whole new approach to marketing your brand. We skip the strategic deliverables. We pass on the matrixes, the payoffs and the metrics. We ignore any viral functionality. We focus on the ultimate end-user: God.

    Whether yours is a small, big or internationally renowned bran, God’s is infinitely bigger.

    Here’s the site.


    Take The Awareness Test

    March 13th, 2008


    Oh Snap!

    March 13th, 2008

    Looks like I might be out of work.
    I mean, how am I supposed to compete with this?

    Look at the freaking animation here - How can I even come close to this without thousands of dollars of state of the art animation software? Dammit. And the Shop-O-Rama? Who did he have to blow to get this client?

    Oh, and did I mention they also do motion picture quality CG? CRAP! I’m going into the taxidermy business.


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