Terrorist Checklist
If you want to make sure that your parents aren’t terrorists, follow this simple checklist, and ask yourself if your parents do any of these things:
- Do they seem excessively concerned about the environment?
- Do they say bad things about President Bush, the Iraq War, Republicans, or conservatives?
- Do they seem excessively concerned about poverty or poor people?
- Are they friends with any flamboyant homosexuals?
- Have they ever told you that gay people are okay?
- Do they say bad things about Jesus or Christianity?
- Do they praise Mohammed or Islam?
If you said “yes” to any of the questions above, your parents are probably terrorists.
